I haven't done one of these in a while, so I figured it was time! lol nobody reads these anyway

Keep in mind that this is basically a joke recipe because I massively fucked it up. If you want to actually make this pizza, OMIT THE OLIVE OIL. I implore you.

• INGREDIENTS:
  
  
  
  • (1) Boboli wheat pizza crust
    
  • (a decent amount of) extra-virgin olive oil
    
  • (approx. 1) sliced large portabella mushroom cap
    
  • (some) slices of Swiss-American cheese
    
  • (the last of) the slices of provolone cheese
    
  • (some) minced garlic cloves
    
  • (some) basil and cilantro
    
  
  

Get your pizza crust out of that vacuum-packed plastic bullshit and put it on your pizza pan thing. Obviously the crust is circular so you're going to need a circular pan, but if you're fucking retarded you can put it in a square one, I won't judge you. Leave your crust shit there and go mince some garlic cloves. While you're at it, clean your mushrooms/mushroom cap and slice it so you can cover the pizza with delicious pseudo-cancerous natural wholesome produce. Mmm, pseudo-cancerous natural wholesome produce.

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Alternately, Ertaeht Mutcnas Wen.

Anyway, doing another Theater to keep up with activity! Woohoo.


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It's been ssssoooo long since I did one of these, and I'm ssssoooo sorry. No, I will not be doing them all the way from where I left off (June of last year), just starting from the zombie thread and onwards. D: Sorry those who wanted their threads lolzed at.


( theatre or theater? WHO KNOWS BUT IT AIN'T EUROPEAN )

(Or theatre, for those of other spellings.)

Well! It's been a while, so I figured I should do one of these or else I'll fall really behind. A little meaner than usual, but I'm kidding about everything I say, so.

Dedicated to Kairi Aikawa, who (as a fictional character) shouldn't matter so much, but Vulpi played her really, really awesomely and it's always a loss when we lose a character from '05.

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Figured it was time to do this. Gotta keep up with the activity level, you know?


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ETA: Added a bit more content.

Yep, after one hundred million years, somebody's actually doing one. I'll split it up for you here:


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-bows out-

Because Vulpi's taking so long...

( NEW SANCTUM THEATER WEWWW!! )

Put parmesan on your noodles.